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Chris Hemsworth

Person that puts the shirt industry out of business

Handsworth

Handsworth is an urban area in Birmingham, England with a high concentration of ethnic minorities. Notorious for its rather high crime rate and largely immigrant (mostly asian/caribbean) populous, it is not uncommon for people to avoid going there.

Handsworth is also believed to be the base of operations for the infamous "Burger Bar Crew" who have been well documented to have a long running feud with rivals "The Johnsons", who reside in nearby Newtown, Lozells and Aston.

Cetain areas in Handsworth are known for the notoriety of their residents and many people choose not to visit them for fear of physical violence against their person, such places include "Raleigh Close" and "Centenary Drive"
"I wouldn't mess with him, he's from Handsworth"

"This place has nearly as many immigrants as Handsworth"
Handsworth by Kayos March 11, 2006

Handsworth

A ghetto area of Birmingham with a largely Indian and Jamaican population.
Handwsorth is full of desis and jamaicans.
Handsworth by Brummindlish May 7, 2004

Chris Hemsworth

A popular actor seen in Thor, The Avengers, and Snow White and the Huntsman. He is the attractive Hemsworth brother, mainly because he is cute, charming, and not a douche (unlike his brother Liam Hemsworth).
Me: Siiiiiiigh....
Sis: You thinking about Chris Hemsworth again?
Me: Duh.
Sis: At least it's not Liam Hemsworth. He's so fugly and douche-y.
Me: Uh, yeah. Gross.

handsworth fireworks 

Handsworth fireworks refers to the orange glowing embers that are visible when lighting or tapping a spliff in the dark. Also, can be used for anything similar, ie: flicking a cigarette. Originates from the high levels of marijuana use in Handsworth.
1. Watch out, you get those handsworth fireworks on your jeans and you'll get a hot rock hole.

HEMSWORTHsexual 

A sexual orientation in which you are only attracted to Chris Hemsworth and/or Liam Hemsworth.
You may find that the other men you try to pursue just simply do not compare to the sexiness and sheer talent of the Hemsworth brothers, so you give up on guys.

Becoming Hemsworthsexual may cause the delusion of actually thinking you and a Hemsworth are meant to be together. But this thought is more comforting and less painful than actually being in a relationship with someone who will eventually break your heart in the end.
Mom: Why don't you go out and find yourself a nice boyfriend, honey?
You: I can't, mom. I'm Hemsworthsexual.