Haribo Sugarfree Gummy Bears

The best-tasting super-laxative on the fucking planet. Will efficiently evacuate any fecal matter you have had in your bowels for the past five years. WARNING: MUST BE TAKEN IN SMALL DOSES. An overdose has been known to leave a 250-pound manly-man crying on the bathroom floor. Be careful.

Constipated Man: Hey, I'm plugged up. Can I get some Haribo Sugarfree Gummy Bears?

His Buddy: Yeah, here's a bag. Don't forget to only have a few.

Constipated Man: (Proceeds to eat entire 8-ounce bag)

TWO HOURS LATER

Constipated Man: (Laying on the floor crying) OMFG SATAN OPENED A PORTAL TO HELL IN MY ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by tcp3059 May 4, 2014

Habiby

"Habiby" is an arabic term used for guys to show the bromance and for a women to show romance which means "my love" or my true and only love.

You:Habiby lek how are you ?
Him/her: im great habiby what you been upto?

by Mourtada September 17, 2016

Harbaugh Handshake

Shooting your load in both hands, followed by shaking your partner's hand while slapping them on the back.

"Had to wash my hands with the quickness after I Harbaugh Handshaked that chick last night."

by Friends Of Danger October 20, 2011

Habiba

The unicorn of human beings, they are unequivocally the best thing to exist.

Person 1:Wow Omg she is amazing, I wish I was as cool as her

Person 2: well that's just classic Habiba

by KFCbae April 8, 2017

Hariboner

An erection that has arisen whilst enjoying the pleasures of haribo.

Dude, this haribo is so tasty.
Yeah man, i can see you're getting a hariboner.

by sammm-! April 15, 2009

Lev Haiba

Lev Haiba is a character from the popular sports/volleyball anime Haikyuu!! and plays as the middle blocker for the Nekoma team. His team number is 11 and his latest goal is to become Nekoma's ace.

Person 1: Who's your favorite character?

Person 2: Lev Haiba!

Person 1: You mean the really tall Russian guy from Nekoma?

Person 2: ...Yeah.

by xSeafoam0Eyesx July 14, 2020

Haibo

Is an expression of surprise in cases that make you be like, wow

Haibo, who said we are friends?

by Xhosa ndim September 18, 2019