Me- "Oh god, you just got punched in the face by your own father Travis..."

Travis- "Yah Chase, I know."

Me- "Your dad's a real hard-ass."

Travis's Dad- "Fuck off."

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captain hard-ass

A term for someone who wrongly believes that they are the toughest person on the planet. Usually seen wearing TapouT apparel and driving oversized pickup trucks with loud exhaust and underglows. Most likely either a very short guy that has an inferiority complex or a latent homosexual. Usually seen only in the company of other captain hard-asses

Did you see that jacked up truck with that scrawny guy driving it?
Yeah, captain hard-ass was behind the wheel wearing his TapouT shirt.

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the process of forcing your air inside your ass bypass the turds in the anus and releasing some serious wind which smeels like rotten eggs

while i was in the elevator with some strangers at the mall, i blew some hard ass, so i explained to them i was on a laxative

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