by Professor Zimbabwe May 26, 2007
noun: /hɑ:b/
A term used to describe a male archetype whom is commonly associated and speculated as being a closeted homosexual/bisexual/queer. A harb usually hides the sense of homosexuality with blatantly gay and sexually aggressive actions to divert/mislead those around him into thinking that he is heterosexual.
Common traits of harbs include:
- Sexual aggression/'ironic' advances to other male friends
- Subtle acts of homosexuality towards good looking males (in real life or in images)
- Overly sexual reaction to females (in real life or in images) to hide their homosexuality
- All homosexual actions being labelled as 'ironic' or 'as a joke' followed by the phrase "I'm not gay"
A term used to describe a male archetype whom is commonly associated and speculated as being a closeted homosexual/bisexual/queer. A harb usually hides the sense of homosexuality with blatantly gay and sexually aggressive actions to divert/mislead those around him into thinking that he is heterosexual.
Common traits of harbs include:
- Sexual aggression/'ironic' advances to other male friends
- Subtle acts of homosexuality towards good looking males (in real life or in images)
- Overly sexual reaction to females (in real life or in images) to hide their homosexuality
- All homosexual actions being labelled as 'ironic' or 'as a joke' followed by the phrase "I'm not gay"
M1 - "Harry you're such a harb bro. Stop touching my leg all the time and squeezing my ass."
M2 - "Can't you tell it's a joke? I feed off your reaction. I'm not gay, bro."
M2 - "Can't you tell it's a joke? I feed off your reaction. I'm not gay, bro."
by jeongu1004 February 09, 2022
by Turtle Jr. August 06, 2014
That guy is a Jad Harb, he came out of the closet.
by Dadoopriv April 18, 2020
1. A catastrophic mishap of a construction project, where it seems like the builder had two left hands, a blindfold, and perhaps a mild aversion to straight lines.
2. A job so poorly done, it makes DIY disasters look like masterpieces.
2. A job so poorly done, it makes DIY disasters look like masterpieces.
"Did you see that crooked wall? Must've been a Jad Harb Job. I've seen straighter noodles in my soup!"
by Evil vanquisher October 14, 2023
by The Jester of Madness! September 22, 2015
An annoying Reaper that won't ever shut up when he takes over a Collector to try and kill Shepard. Also he likes to brag about the Reapers a lot.
Hey man, have you heard of that Harbinger guy? He's going around trying to intimidASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL OF THIS FORM
by Councillor Fingerquotes April 13, 2010