Hipster Betrayal

When someone begins to dislike a band, movie, tv show or any other element of popular culture solely based on the fact that it has become popular.

This is something that hipsters do on a regular bases in order to remain relevant. It is the ultimate betrayal because at one point you consider this band or movie to be amazing and now that it has gain recognition instead of being happy you reject it and call it "mainstream".

Hispter: I used to like Arcade Fire but then they became so main stream. I can't even listen to their music any more.

Non-Hipster: Arcade Fire is exactly the same as they used to be, you just doing the Hipster Betrayal.

by Mighty_Arrow February 4, 2013

go blow a hamster

A dismissive insult, like go F..k yourself.

I told you to stay out, now go blow a hamster!

by I, Wreckerrr November 21, 2016

Heapsters

Heapsters - the collective nickname for super fans of Grammy winning artist Imogen Heap. A Heapster can often be identified by their almost constant obsessing over the English songwriters music, lyrics & brilliantly original sense of personal style.

Heapsters - "Heapsters are just about the coolest fanbase around."

by Original Heapster April 16, 2015

Hipster kiss

When two hipsters use telepathy to declare a romantic interest in one another. Words, a peck on the cheek, a reassuring touch, or even a simple smile would betray emotion, thereby running the risk that onlookers might suspect the two hipsters are enjoying the moment truthfully (rather than ironically).

"Lars, do you see how Marius and Clementine are staring coldly at one another from across the room, without speaking or motion of any kind? Do you see how dead her eyes look behind those turquoise spectacles?"

"Yes, Niko, I do. What's their deal?"

"It's a hipster kiss. They'll be engaged as quickly as you can Tweet 'Free art show! BYOB!!' "

by hipster_of_the_month May 7, 2013

Gaijin server hamster

The Gaijin server hamster is a legendary creature that powers up the War Thunder servers with his hamster wheel. Sometimes he dies or faints, crashing the game until it gets replaced.

Player 1: "Man, my game just died out"
Player 2: "Must've been the Gaijin server hamster's fault

by Electrosphere October 30, 2021

closet hipster

Someone who masks their hipster attitudes by dressing normally. A closet hipster doesn't physically stand out, but deep down inside, they are glaring at you for your terrible music tastes and consumerist lifestyle.

Lawrence is a closet hipster. He stands out in all the wrong ways at indie concerts and hates Coldplay.

by LK88 December 2, 2010

Hipster Welfare

Living off of monthly donations from Patreon for bad art or 'important work', usually of the social justice variety, which is often subpar or unsellable otherwise. Basically, receiving the financial equivalent of a pity fuck.

"He'd be flipping burgers instead of complaining on his blog if it wasn't for hipster welfare."

by PrimalChaos December 22, 2014