Hypothetical

What if

Billy: hypothetically speaking, what if the sky was made of cheese?
Billy's mom: I don't know

by Lol I farted March 3, 2016

sapathetic

The combination of being sad, apathetic and pathetic all at the same time.

Jim Morrison was one sapathetic dude!

by sirmoron October 5, 2008

Hypothetical Warfare

When one person is trying to describe a hypothetical scenario but another person keeps contradicting their hypothetical scenario with another, opposite, scenario. Quite similar to Hypological Warfare

Guy 1: Let's say, hypothetically, I was holding a shovel.
Guy 2: Let's say you weren't holding a shovel.
Guy 1: But let's say I was.
Guy 2: But what if you weren't?
Guy 1: But let's just imagine that, hypothetically, I was.
Guy 2: But let's just imagine that, hypothetically, you weren't?
Guy 1: Stop goin' all hypothetical warfare on me, douchebag!

Etc.

by MartyJuck March 7, 2010

hypothetically

An adverb thrown into a sentence when the speaker wants to describe a situation but does not want to reveal that it is actually true.

How would you react if I hypothetically ran over your dog while driving home?

by Danny Zeff April 30, 2008

apathetic

Indifference towards people, things, and/or activities. Lack of emotion and lack of feeling, numbness.

His apathetic attitude made people think he was introvert.

by chaserx27 May 27, 2004

Zapathetic

Zapathy is an apathetic condition that manifests itself in endless hours of aimlessly clicking on computer, smartphone or tablet, or the like. Being zapathetic is still no standard term, but may lay the foundation for a new terminology, in areas such as mental health, as we move towards an increasingly computerized society.

Linus has surfed the web for hours, seemingly aimlessly. He is zapathetic.

by lajdanbirran April 14, 2014

apathetic lizardman

A term derived from the game Kingdom of Loathing (KoL) An apathetic lizardman is a player of which does not care how he plays, nor will he or she ever put any form of effort into the game to gain anything, or progress. Usually very unemotional.

Lol, that guy was farming in the Treasury! He's such an apathetic lizardman!

by SaschaVykos June 21, 2006