Hammogram

An uncomfortable medical procedure performed by using a small, hairless rodent. For men, a hammogram is completed by sending hampsters with little forehead lights deep into the rectum to search for prostate and/or colon cancer. For women, a hammogram is used to test for precancerous cells in the breast tissue. The hamsters used in this procedure generally come with one dollar bills, expensive cuban cigars and single malt whiskey.

Hawkins: I'm never going to a proctologist; that's just scary.
Jen: I've heard they aren't that bad. Nathan had a hammogram last week, and he only crapped fur for two days!

by Ellbee December 9, 2008

Handagraphy

Hand motions during a choral piece

I was not good at the handagraphy in the piece White Winter Hymnal

by JoyinmyJoy November 24, 2019

HalogramJimmy

explains the halograms fucking out bods out

HalogramJimmy aint to holy

by TrumpTheKiđkissingSexoffenđer. October 21, 2020

Handorable

An adjective describing something that is simultaneously handsome and adorable.

“That guy over there is so handsome and adorable, he’s handorable!”

by Spider Dad January 6, 2021