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Claw Hand

When you are so constipated that you have to lube up your fingers with your spit to retrieve your impacted cat turds so YOU don’t prolapse your asshole (death from inside)
Stanley's green asshole was so gangrene he finally decided to claw hand his impacted dookie out to save himself.
by British Gal 1973 January 31, 2021
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Richerd hand

To diamond hand a huge cryptopunk offer with aplomb.
Wow. Did you see them Richerd hand that cryptopunk offer?
by n2010 October 19, 2021
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caught with his hand in the nookie jar

This describes a man caught in a sex scandal with women.
The show host was caught with his hand in the nookie jar and fired.
by I, Wreckerrr May 31, 2017
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hand sanitizer kink

when someone always uses your hand sanitizer and moans
person one: ugh so oily 😩 gimme more

person two: what the fuck person one

person three: i think person one has a hand sanitizer kink, no he definitely has one
by kappakappa October 4, 2021
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got a hand on my brain

hippies and stoners in referring to the physical sensation of being "stoned" or high on really high potency thc
Man that is really good. I "got a hand on my brain."
by Illumination666 October 28, 2009
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girlfriend hand

The placement of a girlfriend's hand on boyfriend's upper abs for a photograph. It allows the girlfriend to turn her body in towards the boyfriend resulting in better looking angles for her own body as well as subtly communicating to photo viewers that, "He's all mine. Step off".
"Oh wow, you totally have girlfriend hand in that photo. Are you guys getting serious?"
by Pinkeyjoy January 26, 2015
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During the action of sucking a dick where the person sucking places one hand at the base of the dick and then proceeds to suck so hard it creates a vacuum seal, the person sucking then begins to deep throat twisting the wrist twice. Twisting clockwise pulling up and twisting counterclockwise going down. This move works best on larger dicks.
"Man I was hit with the best type of blow job , it was a vacuum seal double hand twist gawk gawk combo 3000 It was toe curling!"
by 10/10gay March 12, 2018
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