Hand Jibber

Starting out as a simple handjob, spitting on the mans dick and just as he is getting ready to cum, you smack the tip as hard as you can, sending the cum back into the penis and then squeezed out with a little blood

Person1: I enjoy being in pain when pleasured

Person2: well my buddy Raine will give you a nice Hand Jibber.

by CatDisc October 2, 2014

Handjobbery

General nonsense, tomfoolery or foolishness. May have a negative connotation when used in regards to foolishness of others that you are not a part of. Can also used to describe a waste of time.

I am tired of all the handjobbery around this place!

by kmoiscool February 17, 2009

handjobburger

When two hamburger buns are are place around a penis and moved up and down the shaft until ejaculation.

Man that chick gives the best handjobburgers.

by spankyp February 27, 2010

Handjobbery

When a man is accosted on the street by one or more women who proceed to grab his junk while stealing his wallet or other valuables.

Dad can you send me a couple hundred dollars, I was the victim of a brutal handjobbery in Costa Rica.

by sandman913 September 28, 2013

Handjober

A person who is really good at making a black person bust a nut

JR’s girlfriend is a good handjober .

by Handjober101 October 31, 2020