Hazuki

The coolest Japanese name. Means, a wet leaf shining in the moonlight.

Q: Hey Brendon! What is the coolest Japanese name?
A: That would be Hazuki. Not only a cool name but it's my best friend's name.

by bi-brendon October 1, 2011

Hazuki

A Japanese first name, usually for a girl. "Ha" means leaf, and "zuki" means moon. "Tsuki" is the original word for moon, but in this case it becomes "zuki" since it is combined with another word. The word "Hazuki" was used hundreds of years ago, and it meant August. Now, it is used as a name. A girl is usually named Hazuki if she was born in August.

"Hey, what's your name?"
"Hazuki. It means August in Japanese."
"Wow that's a sweet name!"

by Kitty Kat Paws May 17, 2013

Hauke

A guy with the dirtiest but funniest jokes. Loyal, but unpredictable. Very spontaneous and open for adventures. Many people call him the big black baby, because he's unique but not to miss. His handsome, yet unusual features are attractive and everyone wants to be friends with him. He's caring and open minded. Even though he's very responsible, he likes to party and often gets drunk, despite him being a heavy weight when it comes to alcohol!

Wow that guy looks good, must be a Hauke!

My friend Hauke is such a big black baby, you never know what to expect with him!

by ExpiredLube November 19, 2019

Hamkari's Logic

When a person tries to explain or define something using the most retarded statements as support. The logic used to absolute fucking non-sense and does not make any sense whatsoever, leaving you absolutely fucking frustrated while face palming way deep down. This logic leaves you speechless with no fucking comment, making you wanting to just kys.

Person A: "Oh look at that dude wearing a shirt and jeans, that such a gay thing to do"
Person B: ".....what th?...how th?...why th?....nah, I'm fucking done. That is so Hamkari's logic right there"

by Learth April 11, 2019

Hamurism

When a small dog crawls behind the couch and dies from all the salt he consumed while begging for more and more ham from the table.

"Poor Maximus. Who knew a teacup chihuahua couldn't handle more than five pieces of ham without suffering a Hamurism."

by Pfc. Snowball August 13, 2008

iPod Hanukkah

When your iPod has low battery and you think it will die soon but it continues to play on and on and on, much longer that you expected.

"I though we'd have no music for the trip. Thank Seth Rosenstein for iPod Hanukkah!"

by Anthonydalm April 22, 2008

Hanukkah Blunt

A blunt that lasts for more hours than physically possible. Hunnukah blunts continue around in rotation, providing hits and highness for all in the circle for hours on end.

We couldnt have rolled more than a few grams into that blunt, but somehow it lasted for eight hours! It was a miracle; some kind of Hanukkah blunt.

by waltfuckingdisney October 19, 2009