Handle your dirt

V. The act of safeguarding one's interests, personally, rather than relying upon other parties for support.

Don't hide behind your bodyguard! If you can't handle your dirt then don't talk like you real.

by K. Washington July 24, 2016

Hadley Jr High

A middle school located in Glen Ellyn, Illinois. It is home to the stupidest people you'll ever dream of meeting. young teen boys that play 20 different sports at the same time that think they're "pro athletes" while also jumping on bandwagons faster than usain bolt running a 100m. 13 year old girls that dress like white suburban moms with leggings, dyed hair, and Starbucks Frappuccino's they buy with their parents money. And the teachers that always get pissed at the students no matter what they say or do. Think of this place as The Arkham Asylum of middle schools.

Person 1: look, it's a kid from Hadley jr High.

Person 2: how do you know they're from Hadley?
Person 1: come on, the kids wearing white Nike sneakers, a Supreme t-shirt, and skinny jeans. Where else would they come from?

by Kaosmaker October 30, 2018

jesus handle

The handle above the windows in most cars, so called for the propensity of people to shout "Oh Jesus!" while clutching it in mortal terror at the driver's skill level or sanity.

Also known as an oh shit handle.

My aunt is such a terrible driver. Whenever she drives everyone clings to their jesus handles.

by Ko'rhyan March 26, 2009

Hadley Claire

the most amazing, talented, fabulous girl, who is kind to everyone, sweet, and has an angelic face. she writes songs and is absolutely amazing at it. her songs are true and meaningful. she has a song on Spotify called "Moneys Tight Right Now" that is fabulous. she is a genuine soul who I hope is reading this.

"Hadley Claire is my idol."

by Brooklynnnycol February 3, 2020

The Great Door Handle Scandal

A group of college students at Harvard that got together to perform an act where a door handle was shoved up one another's anal cavity so far it came out of their mouths. Once the door handle was secured between cheeks, they had to turn the door handle with their scrumptious cheeks and open it.

The great door handle scandal was a good time for everyone that participated.

by JakEthanLover October 30, 2019

Hadley Jr High

A middle school located in Glen Ellyn Illinois, home of the stuck up tweens and sixth graders who go downtown even in -80 degree weather. Where boys try hard in gym glass and girls wear skinny jeans under their gym shorts. Where the girls invest their parents money for expensive Vera Beadley lanyards to hold their ID's. Also where girls get dress coded for revealing their shoulder, or wearing skirts/shorts/skorts/dresses that rise above the knee. Where relationships last a mere silent two days reaching the point of "I love you". Basically just a hell hole/jail representing the colors black and red with a Wildcat.

Jamie- look at those girls with their UGGs, iPhones, and Frapuccino's. They must go to Hadley Jr High

by Laurencarrot August 18, 2016

holy shit handle

the handles found above the driver and passenger in most modern vehicles today, they are usually mounted on either the A-pillar or the roof beside the windows.

hey man, better grab the holy shit handle, i'm gonna hit the jump at the railroad tracks. hang the fuck on!!!

by Ratbiker June 11, 2007