Hamburger Problems

To have a problem with someone-- to have "beef" with someone, hence hamburger problems.

This bitch be talkin' she got hamburger problems.

by Mayor McPoon August 9, 2009

dirty hambaga

when you see something random/ weird/ messed up u call them or it a dirty hambaga

look at that clown he is a dirty hambaga.

by himenameisoej April 8, 2011

Crazy Hamburguer

CRAZY HAMBURGUER, CRAAAZY HAMBURGUER! TITTIS HORRIBLE! CRAZY HAMBURGUER! CRAZY HAMBURGUEEEEER

crazy hamburguer

by Enzolegal September 30, 2020

hambagel

1. noun--A situation that requires creative use of available resources; A precarious situation.

2. noun--A statement that is hilarious in its obsurdity.

3. noun--A bagel, exclusively filled with ham.

4. verb--to screw something up because of incompetence.

5. alt. hambagler--one who causes a hambagel.

1) With sweat dripping from my brow, I smiled and turned to the left for my usual eight squares of TP, but I found the roll empty and myself in quite a hambagel.

2) Ben: "I'm sorry, but I really liked the GI Joe movie."
Basil: "Hambageler!"

3) "Dude, could you use your machete to slice that bagel, so that I can turn it into a hambagel by filling it with tasty ham?"

4) "The Chicago Cubs really hambageled the hell out of that game."

5) "You are such a hambageler, Leeroy."

by JCSpags October 11, 2010

Evening Hamburger

An ancient tradition derived from the earliest of civilizations. It is normally an act of solidarity, but it can be used as a social function in a group of close friends (the “boys” if you will). The fact of the matter is that it is not just a hamburger you have in the evening (a common misconception by many) but it is an action within itself, a force to be reckoned with. It is the ultimate team building event, while it can also be a very personal and eye-opening experience.

The Evening Hamburger will commence in a half an hour.

by Ritch Wilson October 9, 2019

obama hamburger

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by sussy master September 13, 2021

Hamburger Patty

When a guy is getting rammed in the fartbox by another fine gent, their balls clap together. A hamburger Patty is made by insertion of face between said clapping balls.

Did you hear about Sarah? She got the Hamburger Patty from Jamal and Tyreke.

by three-oh-five November 2, 2011