hamboner

The act of having sex with a girl while sitting on the toilet, taking a crap. The girl must be straddling the guy, facing him.

Dude, I was taking a crap the other day and my girl started going down on me.

She did that while you were sitting on the toilet?

Yeah man. We got to carried away and just did it right there. I hit her with the hamboner.

by SoCalNigs June 8, 2010

Hambonersteen

Of or relating to an instance or situation in which one is screwed over or fucked up. The word is applicable to many situations including instances of late night escapades involving women or alcohol.

After Jim and John shotgunned twenty beers and chugged a fifth, they were hambonersteen and could not find their way back to the hotel.

Those guys were really good at beer pong, we got hambonersteened and lost by eight cups.

by Gek Nation April 11, 2011

HAMBONER

an excruciatingly boring professor, one who is obviously too friend out to comprehend the level of boredom that the class rises to when the lesson plan has begun.

Did you hear the HAMBONER today? Soooo boring, it's almost unreal. I wish we had a less HAMBONERISH teacher...

by GalwayGirl July 3, 2009

hamboneriffic

I made it up, but it's an official word now that it's in the dictionary!

I don't need to use an example, because I rule

by Phillip Oliver Holes June 7, 2004

hamboner

A bald homo-phobe that masks this disease by accusing others of having it. Makes every situation seem gay. Also, did I mention that he is bald? Gets a cul de sac five o'clock shadow. Sometimes is refered to as pigs in a blanket.

Dude, eveything is gay with you, your such a hamboner.

by DeltaShift September 9, 2010