hæstkuk

a person that is acting like a horsedick

ungen min kan være en hæstkuk noen ganger

by chrismekkstina November 5, 2019

haiston

Hes the kind of guy you love but hate he winks a lot he likes girls with big boobs and a big butt he loves football and he is just all around a great guy he can be annoying and mean to but his loyal and adorable I LOVE A HAISTON!!

Bre: haistons cute

Me: yeaa....

Bre:?? Whats wrong?
Me: Hes mine I called him

by Caring about you October 10, 2013

hæstkuk

northern norwegian curse word, means horse dick.

din forbanna hæstkuk!

by basicchickflick January 30, 2017

Hæstkuk

A term of affection used by people from Northern Norway to tease/playfully insult friends and other people they hold close to themselves.

Can also be used to describe policemen, by the fact that they do good, but they can be kind of a dick in some instances.

Norwegian; For en jævla hæstkuk!
English; What a fucking horsedick!

Norwegian; Æ elske dæ, men du kan være en skikkelig hæstkuk av og tel.
English; I love you, but you can be such a horse dick sometimed

by Norskjævelen July 2, 2017

Hæstkuk

Norwegian cussword that means horsedick.

Mother say to child: Shut up you hæstkuk.

by sugerhet December 11, 2018

Haisten

a hot girl who has a fat ass and a really good personality

Yo did you see that girl?
yeah bro she’s definitely haisten

by vhkhty November 7, 2020

hæstkuk

A curse word commonly used in the North of Norway which literally means "horse cock".
It's used to insult/rant about someone that acts like a cunt and is unpleasant to others. Similar in use to "prick" and "cunt"

"Hans stjal tyggegummien min. For en jævla hæstkuk!"

"Hans stole my chewing gum. What a fucking horse cock!"

by Gabbz45 November 25, 2020