hairy 

strong white cider, sold in litre bottles.

'who mate you gannin' to the shop for a bottle of hairy'

hairy by Tyne & Wear posse July 29, 2006

Hairy 

The term that is used to describe your ass crack.

"My ass crack is very hairy"

Hairy by anonymous July 17, 2023

hairy 

noun

1. a derogatory term for a "furry" that isnt actually a furry or a fake furry

2. an individual that uses being a furry as a meat shield or excuse to get away with clickbait/clout chasing, illegal activities (such as beastiality or pedophilia).

guy 1: "hey did you hear about this one furry, anthpo?"
guy 2: "man i hate anthpo, he's such a hairy"

hairy by anonbandit June 29, 2024

Hairy meat patties 

Hairy meat patties are collage sorority girls with hairy wore out vaginas. They may have been stuffed with shampoo bottles. Or possibly a large scholng or fist.

Damn Sean Nicole has hairy meat patties bigger than Kristys.

Hairy meat patties by All girls know Long Pole Joe February 8, 2022

Hairy O 

The patch of hair located around the butthole. Or an unshaven sphincter ring.

Dude have you seen Kristys Hairy O?

I was at McCoys place last night and she was showing it to everyone.

Hairy O by All girls know Long Pole Joe February 8, 2022

hairy goat 

An Indian girl's hairy vagina.

I was gonna go down on Ali Baba, an then I realized I had a hairy goat to deal with

hairy goat by cookiesandtits March 12, 2015

Hairy worm 

when you take your pubic hair and twist it into a wormlike shape and let it stay in that form... it will look like a hairy worm

Sal: oh my fucking god i just got the longest hairy worm ever its so fucking hairy and fucking fucking sexy as fucking fuck come look at it fucking now

Phuck: OH MY FUCKING FUCKING FUCKING FUCKING FUCKING GOD I WANT TO CHEW ON IT FUCKING NOW

Hairy worm by Fuck fucking fuck fucking fuck October 6, 2021