Holy Hoppin' Hemoglobin!

A phrase to express surprise, anger, or resentment.

"Holy Hoppin' Hemoglobin!" shouted Franklin as he was impaled.

by Blahmaster Whinehander March 25, 2004

hemoglobin

The God of everything! He is powerful. Hemoglobin comes down from the top of his trash can in the sky every century, and assumes the form of anything he wants. Recently he came to us in the form of a pigeon. He has touched many in many different ways, often giving powers. Superman, Spiderman, Hulk, The Fantasic Four, Flash, SUPER ALEX and SUPER DINA, and The Green Lantern are a few. Their stories were made up to cover Hemo's tracks. However, there is some truth to them. The spider that bit Spiderman, also Hulk and Superman but wasn't shown, was Hemoglobins involvments. Hemoglobin founded every country ever, except France because French suck. He built every bomb, every gun, made Adam and Eve, built the universe, and before he left us again, he put a part of him in the Mystical Cat Food Bin. So that is the location of where we worship him daily.

Alex~ Do you know the magical powers of Hemoglobin?
James~ Yes, I was there that day, we met him remember?
HEMOGLOBIN!~ YOU HAVE A PLACE NEXT TO MY MYSTICAL TRASH CAN!

Alex~ Matt, do you know Hemoglobin?
Matt~ Hemoglobin sucks you fucking retard!
(Hemoglobin destroys matt with a sniper rifle powerful enough only for Hemoglobin.)

by Hemoglobin Messiah January 11, 2008

Hemoglobin Semen Coat

The result of having sex with a woman on her period.

Damn, I wanted to fuck my wife last night but she was on her period. Wasn’t on the mood for a hemoglobin semen coat.

by unDURYEAted October 10, 2018

Hemoglobin Lube

Using period blood as lube.

“I’ll fuck the shit outta that bloody cunt, I don’t give a fuck. Use some hemoglobin lube!” - Jayson

by BUTT0N July 14, 2019

Hemoglobin

Random word used to describe frustration when you start bleeding

Oh my hemoglobin! Goddamn hemoglobin!

by USSRCommunistRussia July 18, 2022

hemoglobiny

ADJ: floppy and disgusting (referring to a vagina)

Your mom's v-jj is hemoglobiny.

by ur mom's third penis October 20, 2008

hemoglobin

An insult used to interupt someone who is talking or is about to talk. ... A phrase used to yell at people out of a car window, to confuses less inteligent street walkers

1 Frankie: Havign sex with dophin's is fu... Tom: hemoglobin
2 CBO: yea yea yea hemoglobin
3 Rew: *driving down the street*yelling at some dumb fuck Fucking hemoglobin

by MAD-Roger October 7, 2006