Kyle haddad

A mix between a guy drinking Monster and hitting dry wall and some Libanese food. He likes to get his dick out in public, and would offer you 50$ to hit you.

"Hey guys, what's about that guy at the party last night? He hit the wall several times while naked."
"Don't worry about him, he's a Kyle haddad, he smells like kebab."

by shish_ta November 23, 2019

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Whitman, Price, and Haddad

According to Damon Killian, host of "The Running Man," Whitman, Price, and Haddad are "last seasons winners" of the Running Man gameshow. According to the bounty hunter named Fireball, played by ex-NFL running back and Hall of Famer Jim Brown, Whitman, Price, and Haddad are "last season's losers." Regardless, these three contestants are found dead and severely burned by Maria Conchita Alonzo in the musky bosom of the gameshow's playing ground.

Killian: "WHITMAN, PRICE, AND HADDAD!!! You remember them! There they are now, BASKING under the Maui sun."

by JaketheSnizake January 9, 2009

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Haddad

A teacher that'll beat the shit outta you if you don't get the right answer to a math problem

Man, she's such a fucking Haddad

by ItsSnipishFromYT October 7, 2021

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Joelle Al-Haddad

The prom date of Moses "Morbunungus" Anderpants. Funniest mother fucker alive, and prettiest girl in the world. All the homies know who she is and fawn over her beautiful smile, luscious black hair, and enchanting brown eyes. Simply the most perfect human being to ever exist.

Person 1: "Damn, who's that girl?"
Person 2: "Don't even bother man, that's Joelle Al-Haddad. She's taken."

by anderpantsthe15th May 23, 2022

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