abject hackneyed game 

stupid server bannned me for not undertsanding the intricasies of poo jokes.......i used to be friends with someome who loved poo so much like it was literalloy his faveourite thing in the world and then he DIED.......so sorry for trying to honour his memory i gues.....

I HATE ABJECT HACKNEYED GAME AAAAARGH *flies into a rage like a methed up chimpanzee and destroys everything in my path*

abject hackneyed game by bideogameluver February 23, 2024

Hackney Disco 

Three or more police cars with their sirens on going past (happens a lot in Hackney, London.)

Mate, check the Hackney Disco. Somebody must of got murked.

Hackney Disco by Dalstonian July 13, 2010

Hackney Patois 

The current speaking style favoured by London's urban yoof is heavily accented as well as typified by slang expressions. Hackney being an area of East London (in which I reside) which has the dubious honour of being the worst borough in Britain repeatedly. Please note that the slang described here is common throughout britian, and is an accent developed often by well spoken people to attain street cred.
The general Hackney Patois comes from a mash up of east london cockney, afro- carribbean, general chavspeak and Hip-Hop slang often attributed to British Asian yoof as popularised by Ali G.

The vocabulary is inextricably linked to cellular phone sms (text) messaging, and online instant messaging, where limited space and speed of texting required abbreviations (m8 - mate, l8r - later, etc.) So much that often the true spelling of words are forgotten. Predictive text messaging has reversed some language - e.g 'book' was used for 'cool' as that was easier to text is now being used in language.
The 'grime' music scene sees Hackney Patois at its core - see artists such as M.I.A and Lady Soverign

as overheard in Hackney patois....
"Put dat down - you iz not gonna get nuffin' "
"She luk at me like dat agen she gonna get sum licks, yea' "
" I dahn't wannit, its got peas in it, innit! "
" ya get me, bruv? "

Hackney Patois by GishGish December 24, 2007

hackney 

Hackney da baddest part of london.......we got ppl scared as hell dwn here!!!!

Oi, dnt mess wid him dat nigga is from hackney

hackney by Hackneyppz [x] [c=45] [x] January 3, 2008

Hackneyphobia 

Fear of the London borough of Hackney or its residents.

"I got rejected by the 6th form I applied to!"
"How come?"
"Cos I'm from Hackney, innit!"
"Those guys must have serious Hackneyphobia!"

Hackneyphobia by Pasta Diva March 26, 2011

coy hackney 

a boy that is sweet, kind, loving, and amazing. He is handsome. He has abs and muscles, usually has a bunch of hoes. So if you come across Coy Hackney, keep him forever.

Leanna broke up with Coy Hackney and won't tell anyone why.
I am in love with Coy Hackney.

coy hackney by molldog360 November 19, 2018

hawkeyed

To be intoxicated to a severe extent.

I came home all hawkeyed last night.

hawkeyed by Obisidian June 23, 2009