Jackintosh

A computer used exclusively for porn.

I have my desktop for work and my family tablet, or as I refer to it, my Jackintosh.

by UNSTABLETON_LIVE May 18, 2015

Jackintosh

A nickname for the Atari ST computer, after Atari Corporation's then-CEO Jack Tramiel. A reference to it being a cheaper competitor to the Apple Macintosh.

My parents were poor in the 80s and so they bought a Jackintosh for me to do homework on.

by guitari January 28, 2023

Mackintosh

It's a Gaelic name, It means "son of a chief, leader, or thane." It's a really cool name! Mackintosh might seem a tough on the outside but they really nice person when you get to know them! Mackintosh can also be pretty shy. You can always count on them and they are super loyal. If meet a Mackintosh, don't be afraid to say hi! They like making new friends.

"Your name is Mackintosh? That's so cool!"
"Mackintosh is so nice! I wish I were their friend."

by totally not mac November 25, 2020

whackintosh

When you wish you could buy a macintosh, but are too broke for the real thing. So you put the apple sticker from your IPod on your broke-ass PC computer, then you have a whackintosh.

Dude! You upgraded your Dell to a whackintosh! sweeeet.

by camalam1186 January 31, 2010

Hackint0sh

A type of mungrel-computer used by people too cool to get a PC but too poor to get a proper Mac.

Every time you use a Hackint0sh, Steve Jobs gets cross.
Get a Mac.

by molecule802.11 May 6, 2009

hackintosh5

kotlin is in blood. kt is love. kt is life.

person: hi
hackintosh5: learn kotlin
person: ok, 4cm *wheeze*
hackintosh5: ok. die.

by pokurt November 29, 2020

mackintosh

the smell of a room when you just don't know what the smell is

Person: *Walks into a room*, OMG this smells like something I just don't know what it is, OMG OMG I can't get it but I've smelt it before
Lydia: Oh it smells like mackintosh

by Mackintosh Queen's March 11, 2021