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habbo hotel

A community plagued with false identities, and incompetent moderators. You get to mix with the socially inept, and the stereotypical looks, to the unusual attitudes and the Habbo proclaimed legends, the Habbo Staff, who are loved because of their unique shiny badge. But the most indecent act, their scheming efforts to drag money out of pre adolescent teenagers, who incidentally, find it hard to obtain weekly cash as it is. Sometimes, you even get judged by your look off some prejudice room owner, offering a wild party.

But why do I visit? It’s something I enjoyed doing, until I realized I was idiotic enough to give my money, which I earned off the company I work for, and fund it back into Habbo Ltd. However, it does offer a exclusive chatting experience. Weather it’s to send malicious threats through the blue question marks, or to insult the Ineffectual moderators with random, childish insults, it does get disturbingly addictive.

However, Habbo is probably the most established chatting website on the net. It gives you the chance to interact with other people around the world. Indeed you get the self proclaimed pessimists, such as myself, who dislike the habbo staff because of their money making schemes and antics. But it still manages to attract over 5,000 visitors on certain hours, and has over 5 different hotels running in different countries. That though, is an achievement.

larc
But if you join the Habbo Club you'll have better clothes and furniture for your rooms!

They are pulling you in.
by larc September 7, 2004
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habbo hotel

Habbo Hotel is just some fucked up little pixelated world. I can't see why people play it. You have to pay money for shitty little pixelated furniture and accessories. This is the place where all those little 9 year old horny bithes go to get some virtual boyfriend/girlfriend.

See also: junkie, slang, pedafile, dick head, apocalypse
dick_head1: Will u go out wif me???

dick_head2: yh sure. lets hav sex now.

dick_head1: get lost. ur dumped!

dick_head2: u broke my hart u bitch!!!

OR

dick_head3: wanna buy sum cheats?

dick_head4: ummmm!!!! i'm tellin of u and ur gonna get banned from goin on habbo hotel 4eva!!!
by JP Pizzle November 10, 2006
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habbo hotel

Absolutely the worst festering pile of shit on the internet. Inhabited soley by 12 year old chavs, pseudo-gangsters and 46-year-old child molesters. If you value your sanity and don't want to lose all faith in the worth of the internet, do not go here.
"Furni" is the most rediculous word on the internet.
by omgwtfbbqlolz July 20, 2005
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habbo hotel

It is one of the most boring fucking games that you can get addicted to. Sadly I did.
Example, I got addicted and spent over $100 dollars then told a hobba to go ram a lam for asking me to come to his room, little bell shag, and he banned me for "ever" so I wrote a lovely letter in telling them all to shove it you sad excuses for 18+ yr olds, grow some pubes and stop playing with little kids.
by Habbo=WasteOfMoney January 3, 2005
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habbo hotel

An orange building with an incredebly large amount of rooms inside which include beauty contest, races, mafias, rare trade rooms, and gay bars. Although there is over 7000 people in the hotel usually, there are 2 cars in the parking lot.
Offer me 8 hc sofas for my throne!
by Anonymous November 2, 2003
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habbo hotel

One of the many signs of the apocolypse; Satan's sick and twisted idea of "fun" for people to chat on the internet. Rips you off of your money, doesn't refund if you're hacked and is full of British retards who call each other "fit" and say "lolz". A cult.
Cuntwad - Dude, wanna go on HABBOZZZZ?!?!?
Mike - HELL NAWWWW. Habbo sucks to the max!
by Steph March 24, 2005
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habbo hotel

Habbo is a waste of your life. I have realized over the 7 months playing it that it is not safe, not worth it, and a rip off. I have met alot of pretty cool people.


When i first went on habbo i didn't know what it was all about. So i would act like a 'newbie' or a 'noob' just to figure things out. I didn't go on that much. Mostly just once a week or every other week. Then i started to get addicted after earning 3 chairs. (also known as furni)
Now i look at my habbo as rich. I have alot of furni, but i have only bought 20% of it. The 80% of the furni i have earned through giveaways, games, and kind friends.

Habbohotel.com is gay, in my opinion. I go there and all i hear about is s3x. I find more scammers there, scripters, and more people!
I go on habbohotel.ca, and there are less people so that makes it less sick and more enjoyable.
HOBBAS: in my opinion need to get a life because they're wasting their time banning kids who need to grow up.
I have read through alot of definitions on here and i agree with the 7-10 year olds who can't spell, and like s3x.
I believe that maybe there are 30-50 year olds using the site acting younger.
If i were you i would get to know the person first before adding them to your friends list. (Console)
Don't go for people who ask too many personal questions, even if they are the nicest person in the world. Don't believe that its someones birthday on habbo, because they just want furni. On my habbo birthday i got 30 credits and 5 gifts.

Habbo can drop your grades, make you gain weight, make you waste YOUR spending money on for Habbo Club (HC), and buy pixelated furni that isn't even real. But then again it is fun to acutally EARN the furni instead of buying it yourself. Buying HC is sort of a waste because you only get 30 days of it, then maybe you want to buy it again another day. You do get rares everytime you get it which can make any habbo happy.

What i hate the MOST is when your friends on console send you a message saying their going to quit. And for the stupidest reasons:
-been dumped by dating some guy
-friend is mad at them
-nobody 'likes' them
-friends do not come to their room
-running out of HC
And more.

Thank you for taking your time to read this.
Guy: Omg your soooo hottt!
Girl: Your sooo hot too!
Guy: Asl?
Girl: *thinks* 14/f/ontario canada.
Guy: Omg! Same!
(YA RIGHT!)
I have noticed alot of people that do asl usually copy what the other person says except just putting male/female, which is stupid.
by zesty July 30, 2005
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