Haafiz

(Hey-fizz / Ha-feeze)
A slow witted yet culturally aware creature originating from the African continent. Diction is crass and blunt, strongly focused on a witty sarcasm filled with sexual innuendos. First impression is calm and shy, but soon the tiger emerges. Addicted to hand sanitizer.
Sexuality: Gerontophilia
Ambitions:Establishing a dictatorship
Abilities: To ace essays without ever reading the book
Likes: Procrascination, obsene jokes

"He only read the first page and Ms. G gave him an 9/10. What a Haafiz!"

by kica.26 March 24, 2011

Hafidz

literally meaning "guardian" or "memorizer", depending on the context, is a term used by Muslims for someone who has completely memorized the Quran.

A: is he a hafidz ? he's reading Quran very well without having it with him

by UrBoiHamzah November 22, 2021

Haadid Nahkil Muhssef

A wealthy Middle Eastern businessman who purchased Jeffrey Epstein‘s pedophile island for $56 million, months after the controversial financier committed suicide while on suicide watch in a New York jail.

Not much is known about Muhssef except that he has many ties to the same people that Jeffrey Epstein did.

It is reported that Bill Clinton took the first flight on Haadid Nahkil Muhssef’s plane to the island after purchase and streamed live from the island for his address to the Democratic National Convention.

Clinton promised that nothing illicit is going on there, even if it had in the past.

by Spooter-Man October 25, 2020

Haamid

usually a very cool dude. he is so handsome he has black hair brown eyes and the sexiest face and has allot of games.. he is very fun to cuddle with. very good at gaming but can be rude when playing games. he is so handsome when u see him your heart will melt.he is usually nice when not gaming. he is the perfect man

omg is that Haamid he looks so hansome!!!

it Haamid look he so handsome with that face!!!

omg it Haamid he so good at games

by flower girl 101}{ November 26, 2020

haafil

a handsome guy

someone to trust

best lover

caring

great personality

Haafil is Haafil

by flip james June 27, 2018

hafidzi

Someone that is smart in manipulating people. Usually they use money, words or looks to please people to get what they want. They have ability to blend in with their surrounding and then tear their enemy inside out unnoticed like a parasite.

"Im fooled with his pretty eyes, what a Hafidzi that guy is..."
" Don't let your guard down, maybe there is Hafidzi in our camp.."

by Jalapeno April 23, 2018

Hafidz Syndrome

A condition where a person is unable to differentiate between left and right or count the 24 hours system.

Turn right here.
Did you meant left? I think you have Hafidz Syndrome.

by ExScyther December 29, 2016