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The coolest person in the world. He's the kind of person who everyone worships. There is ofcourse also the Church of Hans and the Korhans in which are described the awesome stories of Hans. He created the earth and should be worshipped by everyone. If you don't worship him, you will go to Hell, or worse, you will never be able to know a guy named Hans!
Oh my Hans!
Hansdamnit!
Hans created the earth in less then 7 days, beat that Christians!
by Person1337squared April 4, 2009
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Person~ male in Simi Valley, CA FULL NAME: Hans Gundelinger
by Pixie64 October 18, 2008
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super hot guy who is going to be a rockstar person someday, but he says he doesnt want to!! hes dating this girl named rebecca and im super jealous of her because hans is the hottest guy in the world!!!!
did you see that guy? he was like a hans.
man, that guy was just like that hans we saw at the party yesterday
by hansissohot February 10, 2009
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The man who memorized some numbers of Pi. He is also a sexy beast who has long flowy hair. He is related to Kirby. Who has also memorized more numbers of Pi than Hans. He is the man who always adds the last name to Matt. He would be fun to draw because he has a nice a hat. He is better than math than some Asians.
HOLY CRAP. ITS HANS. I'M HOT FOR HIS BALLS.
by MSooRi March 6, 2009
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Hans is the most stunning person you could imagine. He's perfect inside and out in every way. He has the personality and face of an angel. He continually puts others first and cares more about the people he loves than himself. Hans is the most caring, funny, beautiful, compassionate guy in the world. He's got every quality a person could want in a soulmate and any girl who gets to call him that is the luckiest girl in the world.
Rachel: I can't wait to marry Hans, he's the most perfect man in the world.
by Rachel_G July 9, 2018
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Of Indian decent. To be full of love, passion, power, and influence.
A Hans gives more than he/she takes.
Has mastered life and its challenges.
That person is a Hans!
My best friend is a Hans.
by FizzleSD May 7, 2013
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is a name, that is often used to describe a German male.
It is also known, that 99% of all Germans are called Hans.
John: Hey do you know the new kid in the school?
Ben: No, but I bet he looks liken a Hans.
by meisterphiz October 7, 2011
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