Guy on the couch

When you are in an odd-numbered person situation and everyone else pairs off to do something fun (usually sex) and you're left by yourself on the couch to watch t.v., play video games, eat leftovers, do something not as fun as everyone else. In horror movies, this character is usually the first one to die to demonstrate how the monster works.

"Hey man! How was the party last night?"

"Sucked, bro. I was the only single guy there and everyone else was paired off and fucking in the bedrooms by 11. I was the guy on the couch eating cold pizza and watching Matlock reruns by myself."

by Big Danny T January 27, 2014

guy on the couch

A room mate that holds no job but has a lot of money in a bank account, like he/she got a huge settlement from being hit from a car or a rich uncle died.

Phil, the guy on the couch, got 6 figures when that 18-wheeler hit him!!

by Wulfy September 3, 2007

Indian guy on yt

A GUY WITH INFINITE INTEL WITH THE GOAL TO PASS HIS KNOWLEDGE TO FUTURE GENERATIONS

The Indian guy on YT I watched was really smart!

by Space‌Core‌From‌Portal July 14, 2021

dead guy on a stick

Jesus, the alleged savior of all mankind, the guy that got nailed to a tree.

Religious door-knocker comes around and you're not in the mood to talk politely, you say 'I don't want to talk about the dead guy on a stick. Goodbye.'

by Kevin the Mage March 14, 2008

smartest guy on the football team

Kind of like being the tallest dwarf

Ram Sweeney is the smartest guy on the football team

by pseudonymyoullseewhaticando May 22, 2019

guy on top

A male so physically small that if he were on bottom he would be crushed by his bottom. Otherwise he would be crushed by his partner.

He's a twig! He must be a guy on top

by raebeinkebeinkerae November 29, 2017

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He hangs around in Allston (fuckin' fruit)
He always wears a tree shirt
His favorite band is Roadsaw
He's out at The Model Café (you fuckin' fruit)

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He hangs out with Toxic Narcotic
He's got a tribal tattoo
His best friend is Joe Bonni
He's got his eyebrow pierced (you fuckin' fruit)

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He has purple dreadlocks
He works at Herrell's Ice Cream
He wears an "Allston Rock City" t-shirt
I hope you fucking die

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by Death Menace August 30, 2022