gurned

The act of dissing, hitting, or messing someone/something up.

Barry gurned the sign-out sheet at work today.

by Chazzy Daddy September 01, 2008

Gurned

From gurner, to be gurned-up, under the influence of Ecstacy.

Ha! look at Mike, he's gurned-up to his eyeballs!

by Plush Terry August 05, 2004

gurn

The act of clenching your jaw muscles toghether and grinding your teeth together whilst under the influence of either ecstasy or speed. Often alleviated by chewing gum; or more commonly these days, baby dummies. Magnesium can often help to looses the jaw bones and prevent teeth-grinding. In exceptional cases; like an xtc overdose, it is possible to have complete jawlock; where you physically cannot open your mouth (though this is rare).

'Man, I'm gurning tonnes tonight'

'Look at that bloke gurn'

by anonyMouse August 02, 2004

gurne

An adjective which describes someone who is very bad at a game, especially a video game. Usually refers to COD4 or any other fps.

Tom you're so gurne at this game.

by gutenedawg March 12, 2009

Gurning

To cry/moan about something

Usually said in Northern Ireland

"Andrea stop yer gurning"

"Gonna end up gurning in a minute"

by LazerboxOfFrogs November 03, 2012

gurning

symptoms: sometimes tight jaw syndrome and the abilty to waffle bollox.

by fluff ball September 02, 2003

gurn

Derogative slang term for a black person. Derived from the word gurney. Say gurney 10 times fast and listen to what it sounds like. Special because the gurns themselves do not know what it means.

Dude, all these gurns tried to jump me the other day. Stupid gurns

by Jack Mehoff October 23, 2004