ur ma gurd

look at her butt.

ur ma gurd, lookit hur butt.

by Bruhsepphu April 8, 2019

Gurds

The Australian way to discretely talk about drugs.

Friend 1: "Keen as for this party tonight, reckon we should get some gurds?"
Friend 2: "Oath we'll get gurds, let me call old mate right now."

by silvergoldsugar September 28, 2018

gurd

When you are kind of still a girl but failing and miserable. Referring to yourself as a ‘gurd’ or ‘gurdie’ is a fun way to make fun of the gender binary and acknowledge that you’re a little silly and different.

friend: omg girl u look so cute!

you: I am not a girl 😡 call me gurd 🤚🏽

by sillysalamander June 15, 2021

Common Gurd L

When Gurd makes a decision or an action which is considered an L among his piers. This is a frequently mistake by Gurd, hence the "common".

"Gurd's phone just disappeared again"
"Omg... common Gurd L"

by AbraFar March 20, 2023

gurd

Gurd is a slang word for when something sucks.

Example last minute your family cant afford to go to paris so your friend says thats gurd

by anonymous December 1, 2024

Gurd

Ladies, we all know that feeling...the feeling when you are on your period and

you feel the blood come out of your vagina. this feeling will most likely occur

when you sneeze or sit down while using a pad. I am sorry to inform u but
there is no way in hell you can avoid this disturbing and disgusting feeling.

Jackie: I just gurded, I'm going to need to change my pad.

em: OOF!!! worst. feeling. EVER!!

by campgoer101 September 8, 2019

Gurd curd

the residue under the foreskin after playing minecraft for 72 hours straight

i went to have sex with my girlfriend but she seen my gurd curd

by hillier9999 November 10, 2025