2 definitions by sillysalamander

When you are kind of still a girl but failing and miserable. Referring to yourself as a ‘gurd’ or ‘gurdie’ is a fun way to make fun of the gender binary and acknowledge that you’re a little silly and different.
friend: omg girl u look so cute!

you: I am not a girl 😡 call me gurd 🤚🏽
by sillysalamander June 16, 2021
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Someone has nubs when their nails are unnaturally short, usually caused by consistent biting or picking. Nubs usually end in the middle of your nail bed showing a significant amount of skin over top.
Hey do u wanna go get a manicure with me later? I’ve been super stressed lately :p
Sorry I can’t, I have nubs… they always make fun of me
by sillysalamander June 16, 2021
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