when you use vaseline to cover an entire gopher and then let it slip up into your ass cavity. this can be excruciatingly painful or immeasurably pleasurable depending on how big your asshole can open up.
boy! get my tub o vaseline! ima lube this damn gopher up and teach him a lesson once and fer all! time fer some gophering...
by k07n March 1, 2016
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Get the Guntering mug.when you have to shit really bad, but you aren't close to a bathroom, the turd starts to come out, but you suck it back in your ass as you walk swiftly to the john. like a gopher popping out of a hole.
by here coco! April 11, 2008
Get the gophering mug.ok, get some stringy bacon, and thread some string through it, so its dangling from one end.... get your partner to swallow the bacon, and you keep hold of the other end of the string. now, do them up the arse, and once your about to shoot your muck, start tugging on the string.. the bacon harrasses the throat, making them gag, and thus, contract the sphincter, making for a hella crazy load explosion
by col the boy April 5, 2004
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Get the guntering mug.The area between the scrotum and the penis that itches incessantly and you can never scratch it without pulling it tight and therefore hurting your poor lil peter and his peach bag!
GODDAMN my guppling is driving me up a wall like that one time tom forked me and then gave me an australian corndog! love brock edward morris and thomas blaine hennessey
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Get the Guppling mug.The act of placing your penis and scrotum on a small section of guttering or similar, and sliding the entire package into another persons well lubed anus. At this point the gutter is removed, thus depositing both the penis and the scrotum, in their entirity, into the anus.
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