Gumsy

Scottish slang. A Gumsy is a alternative way of describing a Blow Job.. i.e when a female sucks on a mans penis..
It possibly refers to a blowjob from a girl with no teeth, commonly found in numerous Glasgow schemes.

Stu: Hey baby, let me hit that sweet clunge of yours..
Random Girl: No you cant today, im on the blob..
Stu: How about a cheeky Gumsy then..?
Random Girl: OKAY!whap it out, It will be my pleasure..!
Stu: YALDY

by StuAndrewz April 30, 2009

gimpsy

the act of inserting a gerbil into the rectum. usually done for sexual purposes.

After giving Neil a rusty trombone, Bob dug into his bag of tricks and followed it up with a gimpsy. Neil was forever grateful.

by Dave January 4, 2005

gumsy gobble

When a man receives oral satisfaction from a woman with no teeth.

I know she got no teeth but she gives great gumsy gobbles.

by ohwhatsthat May 18, 2010

gumpshonies

Having the will, desire and cajones to take on a task or challenge.

I can't believe Matt finally got the gumpshonies to apply for the manager position. I thought he was going to toil away as an assistant forevs.

by JayGeeZee September 14, 2019

dumpy gumpy lumpy shumpy

When u realize that gaga gets more plastic than most of the roads yall countries got in succulent plants that rlly give sixteen passports for sanitizing most of the times with ps4 controllers with dababy

NOOO!, you did nottt just dumpy gumpy lumpy shumpy

by Dawn of the DIarrhoea April 6, 2022

Gumps

one who is slow with their mental processes.

He's gumps. It will take him forever to add together that total

by Mogiee November 10, 2010

gumpy

When two people who seem to have no skill in anything, have big feet, are awkwardly tall, and move their hands wildly play each other in a one on one game of basketball.

Damn fool... Caleb and Brett are hella gumpy out their on the court. They should be euthanized or something.

by DSizzzzzzzzzzle January 11, 2009