Greasy Gumble Gamble

It is when your woman is doggy style or bent over the bed, ass in the air. You lube or Vaseline her hips and crotch, entirely. Then do the same to yourself with your choice of delight enhancing solution for your Greasy Gumble.

Then, position yourself across the room, as far away as possible while still being lined up with your partner. After achieving a full errection, use viagra if you wish but is not suggested. Then without warning, take full stride towards her all while screaming "GREASY GUMBLE GAMBLE!" As many times as possible.

The full point is in the gamble on which hole you end up inside. Or, possibly none even at all. Risk of serious injury is possible.

'thebestman' asked his woman to 'Greasy Gumble Gamble' with him. "It could be fun!", he added.

The 'Greasy Gumble Gamble' can be chill to try. Just don't attempt to Superman on your way in. "Your gonna have a bad time!"

by The True Addendum July 19, 2016

Gumble Tuck

The act of a large man lifting his fat flap in order to insert his penis into a woman, regardless of the orifice.

I am so fat that i needed a good gumble tuck in order to make sexy time with the $3 whore down the street.

by heat nuts December 21, 2010

gumblebee

breed of dog

Greg: I got a Gumblebee last week
Ian: What's that?
Greg: A dog breed.

by fivnn February 18, 2023

Braynt Gumble

When ones significant other takes one ball, squeezing it slightly and putting in your rectum.

Ooh baby, I want you to braynt gumble me tonight after dinner!

by Jrep24 September 5, 2016

cum gumble

The act of retracting your foreskin to catch the cum before it begins to spread.

Michael was about to cum gumble immediately when he heard his friends walk into the door.

by John Luna May 14, 2017

gumble to gumble

A rousing game of english muffin between two people.

Yo T-heady my dick is so sore from our gumble to gumble tournament last night.

by Alveezy May 21, 2008

gumblehog

A selfish, fat person who eats everthing in his path (food wise)

That fucking Gumblehog ate all my cheesy puffs

by Ur-A-Cunt March 15, 2017