Guiche

The area between a mans testicles and asshole.

Steven got his guiche pierced.

by Slice January 29, 2003

guich

a name for an elderly male who smokes copius amounts of marujuana

Guich is such a fucking stoner he gave me dome for some ganja

by tyler VONhill December 2, 2004

Guiche

(noun) Pronunciation (GEESH - short "G") The area between the scrotum and the anus (on a male, obviously). Often mistakenly as geesh (pronunciation of "geesh" is "jeesh"). The guiche is sometimes pierced, usually front to back, but it HAS also been known to be pierced horizontally.

"I'm going to get my guiche pierced" (which IS actually done!)
"He/she fondled my guiche while he/she sucked me"

by Shawn Collins24 January 13, 2008

Guiche

A smelly, patch of dirty, hairy skin that is between the nut sack and the shit-hole.

My guiche got pierced with a dirty, rusty needle.

by Richard Longwood July 12, 2004

Guiche

The bit between a man's balls and his arse-hole.

After excretion, wipe from front to back, in order to avoid soiling of the guiche.

by Stouffer November 7, 2002

Guiche

The french for 'Gooch' - aka perineum.

'Elle s'assit sur son Guiche.' (She sat on her Gooch)

'Son Guiche était rouge cru de la pilosité faciale.' (His Gooch was red raw from the facial hair.)

'J'aime La Guiche!' (I love the Gooch!)

by Sucubusface November 11, 2009

Guiche

A Person whose hair has receeded so far that their head looks like the bit of skin between the penis and the anus. Being usually welsh they are very annoying and abrasive. A prime example can be found in the Winchester area.Pseudonyms include:
Slaphead
Sweaty-Lube
Forehead on legs

Generally utter tossers

'Heil!'
'Go away Guiche with your slaphead'

by Anonymous February 1, 2005