GUF

Ughh, what a day. I really need a GUF, right now.
by Daezed June 19, 2014
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guffing

Lip syncing with a song on a web video
That kid guffing the Cardigans is such a homo.
by Christopher1065 January 03, 2009
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Piggy Back Guffing

When another does an audible guff (fart) and you decide to drop a silent one on the back of theirs and blame them for the offensive odour
Mark: "parrrrrp" Whoops, sorry, couldn't hold it in any longer
Baz: "Pfffst" ... OMG Mark, that smells gross, you got dead rats up your bum
Mark: You sure you're not Piggy Back Guffing again as mine don't smell that bad
by Fatcatkim November 03, 2011
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guffing

Guffing is when you cuck your grandpa by interacting in sexual intercourse with your grandma right in front of him
I’m gonna guff you. I was guffing my best friends grandpa.
by Snailgiver12 January 09, 2025
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Guffing

Guffing is my new secret move in the bedroom

I got totally guffed last night - so unexpected!

To spice things up in the bedroom, I'm gonna guf him tonight
by Broazvd August 02, 2024
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Guf

Verb: Guffed
1. Stands for

Gay
Ugly
Fat
2. A person that eats sand and shoves it up their nose
3. Someone that eat shit out in their backyard
E.g.

1. Ew get away from me you guf person
2. Go back to the desert you guf
by By Ella the amazing biotch 😻 November 29, 2021
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Guf

A physical interaction from someone, or something, that is intended to platonic, though in rare cases can be romantic
"Man, Sasha just gave me a guf!"
by ANC13NT_R1C3 May 08, 2022
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