no guff

A sarcastic phrase used to describe the stupidity of another person's statement. Relatives of the phrase include "No kidding!" and "No shit!"

Glen: "Carlos came into my office and asked if I had a floppy drive. I told him that I didn't."

Andrea: "No guff"

by digi::icon June 22, 2006

guff

we used to say it in school. a really stinky fart

"i ate so many beans i guffed myself unconscious"

by i can't believe how much i rule June 02, 2004

no guff

Kinda like “no shit” or “no kidding.”
Wayne Campbell from Waynes World coined this phrase.

Wayne and Garth walking through a desert.

Garth: “Wow we really are in the desert.”
Wayne: “Sha, no guff.”

by thetartag March 27, 2020

guff

to fart, to let one go

oh god, somebody just guffed! Was that you? Did you just guff?

by pantsonhead December 23, 2002

guff

A North-Eastern Scottish term for English.

Did you hear the Guffs lost to Portugal again?

John? Nah, he's just a big guff.

by Ross McPhyee August 13, 2006

guff

crap, something of little use or value, junk.

Bri, your laptop is a load of guff mate!

by buffer78 June 26, 2009

guff

talking crap

hey why you talking guff

by david January 22, 2004