Pull a David Guetta

To establish lack of DJ skills by playing a prerecorded session during a live performance, usually via a pen drive on a laptop.

Joel: This man has a good set -- wait a minute, did he just pull a david guetta?
Rob: Get him off stage, he's not a real DJ!

by Altermaven November 11, 2014

guetto

Someone who is so ghetto, they cant even spell it.

"Did you just pour the milk into the empty chocolate syrup container and stick an ice cube in it!?? eww you guetto..."

by Beanerous Brokus I August 6, 2008

Guetapen

A synonym of Ambush, commonly used because of misconception the original form of the word. Commonly used by french people when talking in english, also has a mocking use towards certain people.

Max: Oh this looks like a guetapen! (Goo-et-ah-pen) I must go away as quick as possible if i dont want to get caught by unhealthy-minded guys.

by ImBadLemon June 19, 2021

guethnicity

n. a guess at of an individual's ethnicity.

A portmanteau of "guess" and "ethnicity".

Heather said, "I'll buy you a shot if you can nail Hollister's guethnicity. My money's on Japanese and Nigerian, with a twist of Argentinian."

by Wafna Naire-duWelle March 16, 2009

guettaesq

A DJ performance where the DJ does not actually do anything or mix. Just keeps making hearts with their hands and lifting their arms up after pushing play, fake knob tiwsting and not actually touching them, you know like david guetta.

"That guy's DJ performance was quite guettaesq. "
"yeah! man , he better be DJing with his dick when he's making those hearts with his hands"

by spo0nman August 9, 2016

guete

haitian creole for fuck

guete ou!(fuck you)

by frikinegra February 18, 2009

Guetty

Guetty is a strong,bold and smart girl. She puts her friends before her when in need. She tries to have time for everyone and shows she cares in little ways. She can be very understanding but most times confusing. She doesn’t realize how beautiful she is and tries to find love in the wrong places. She is very caring and friendly.

Person 1: omg is that Guetty?? She so beautiful.

Person 2: yeah I like her but she likes someone else
Person 1: no wonder she beautiful and breathtaking

by Fineone13 July 23, 2019