Ryan Guarantee

Term used to describe something that is almost guaranteed to happen.

A Ryan guarantee is worth 90% of an actual guarantee

I give you a Ryan guarantee that I wont drink too much tonight

by AaronFromTheBlock January 18, 2020

Gura

a

Gura: a

by Gura shark February 22, 2021

the nard dog guarantee

a guarantee put out by Andrew Bernard (from the Office)... something that stands firm

Andy Bernard: Of course you can count on me, I'm giving it the nard dog guarantee

by tommyboy6688 February 21, 2010

guaranfuckintee

To assure or promise strenuously.

If that bitch opens her canker sore mouth one more time, I guaranfuckintee that it will be the last word she ever says.

by Bustamante January 4, 2008

Gura

Cutting board that cuts back

Gura best girl

by MyNameIsJeff1225 January 14, 2021

Guaransheed

When Rashed Wallace of the Detroit Pistons makes a prediction of a future game and it comes true. This phrase originated when he guaranteed that the Pistons would win Game 2 in the Eastern Conference finals in 2004 after falling behind.

Success was Guaransheed for the 2005 Eastern Conference finals against the Miami Heat.

by unitysong April 24, 2006

GUDAMNENIATE

A saying of goddamnit when you're beyond furious.

GUDAMNENIATE! WHERE'S MA JOINT!

by Jharlaie February 11, 2010