Guber

Someone who is a Dork, Goof, or someone who is silly. They could also be considered stupid or idiotic.

Person 1: "Hey, do you wanna start a streak?" (Snapchat)
Person 2: "We already have one you guber!"

Example 2:
Person 1: Todd was doing some tricks and ended up bumping into his crush!
Person 2: Haha, he is such a guber, that was probably embarrassing.

Example 3:
Person 1: Hey man did you hear what happened?
Person 2: No? what's up?
Person 1: Ryan just got busted for bringing drugs to school!!
Person 2: Oh man he is such a guber, honestly it doesn't even surprise me.

by mmon52 April 13, 2020

Guber

The prettiest little girl with the biggest dumpy and a great personality

Look at Christa shes my guber

by Mommymilkers<3 September 23, 2021

Guber

A person who is invited out to a bar/club under the guise of a free drink near closing time so that they can provide a free Uber ride home for the inviter and friends. The inviter tricks this person in to thinking they are simply coming out for a good time, but ultimately they are a free Uber home.

My credit card is maxed, I guess I'll call that Guber and see if he will meet us at the bar.

This guy really likes me, he will be a great Guber one day!

A guy gave me his number at the gym, guess we found our next guber driver.

Dude, you were gubered by that Theta last night.

by imsnide November 27, 2021

GÜber

When you have taken a bit too much GHB and have to get a friend to call you an Über home.

"Yo Holmes, I can't see to dial... Do me a solid and call me a GÜber."

by AmatoryTeacher November 30, 2019

Güber

An idiot Über driver

That Güber driver did not know where the fuck he was going

by DoeB January 2, 2016

Matthew Gray Gubler

a skinny white male actor/author who never wears matching socks and looks like he doesn’t get any sleep. this little fuck will destroy your love life the moment you lay eyes on him.

matthew gray gubler is the reason why i have such high standards.

by mgglittlebitch June 2, 2020

Matthew Gray Gubler

This man is the sweetest yet hottest man to walk the earth. He has ruined the chance for anyone to find love because all we want is him. He is a skinny, mix matched socked sexy beast and I’m in love.

This is Matthew Gray Gubler’s world and we’re all living in it.

by oliviagublerreid October 10, 2020