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Failure of monumental proportions
Boy, I really Guava'ed that test, I got a 3/100

I can't believe they Dallas lost, they were up by over 10 with only a few minutes left, they really Guava'ed that game
A female-specific version of the taint.
All the wiping from her diarrhea makes her guava raw.
guava by Char H January 11, 2006

Guava Juice 

A Youtuber who is famous for filling his bathtub with popular candies.
Guava Juice filled his bathtub with skittles.
After having sex, you pull out and on your condom there is some some sticky jam like substance. Typically, It's vaginal fluid mixed with blood. It usually happens when the girl is getting over her period
What the hell is this on my wii? Ohh Yeen, guava jam! Time to make some toast
Guava Jam by DatDrew March 5, 2009

Guava Juice 

Guava Juice is a bad Youtuber you shits out content for 7 year old kids. Guava Juice tastes like total sweaty gym socks, which have been out in the sun for way too long.

Don't subscribe.
Person1: Hey, what are you watching?
Person2: Oh just some brainlit.
Person1: How the hell does this exist?

Guava Juice should not exist...
Guava Juice by Garlic Bread_ June 16, 2020

Guava Juice 

The best fruit beverage, also a YouTuber.
Guava juice is an interesting YouTuber. He really reminds me of my friend Marcelo.
Guava Juice by Blue Mew42 February 5, 2018