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Gustavo

is that one guy you meet at a party and connect with instantly. He has dreamy brown eyes, a warm smile, and has perfectly messy hair. He’ll look like a fuckboy to you at first (bc of his curly hair), but the second you get to know him, you realize that he’s not. He’s the perfect gentleman who actually cares about you the way no one else has. He’s your first love. He’s smart, athletic, and very funny too. He’s also very hott, and tall, and a part of the football team too. He’ll give up his seat just for you, he’ll travel across a bridge into a different city just to see you, and he’ll be straight up and won’t ever lie to you. Yes, he might’ve hurt you before, but he didn’t mean it. Don’t be a dumb bitch like me and let him go.
ex: “goshh i’m still in love with Gustavo”
bff: “i mean duh, he’s your first love
by i_bored December 1, 2019
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Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay

The most informative film title ever. And also a great stoner flick.
Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay is as good as the first Harold & Kumar flick!
by Dude of Life August 10, 2008
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gustav ahr

Fake fan: "Wait, what's lil peep's real name?
Gbc:"Ohhhh, It's gustav ahr "
by Hot dog consumer October 10, 2019
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gustaving

Gustaving refers to the act of shooting infantry in Bad Company 2 with the Swedish-made Carl Gustav AT launcher.

It is meant for shooting tanks and helicopters, but the speed, accuracy and blast radius makes it perfect for taking out infantry at any range.

It is considered lame by many, pretty much like the grenade launcher from the CoD series.
*Player 1 is killed by Player 2s Carl Gustav rocket*
Player 1: OMG stop gustaving you n00b!
Player 2: You want some cheese with your whine?
by boegballe June 15, 2010
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Gustavo

The most perfect being ever to have walked the Earth. He is extremely handsome, charming, sweet, intelligent, well-humoured, and has a big ass heart,which is just not as big as his volumous bent cock. Every woman and man alive finds him extremely attractive, and dream to have the opportunity of meeting him. He is a sexual god, and can make anyone have orgasmic experiences simply by looking at them. The man is a legend.
Girl 1: Holy fucking shit, who is that gorgeous being who entered the room and has a monster cock?
Girl 2: He is the one and only Gustavo
by G.10 April 19, 2020
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Guantanamo Style

The practice of having sex, doggy style in a toilet cubicle with the 'receiver' (male or female) bent forwards with their head in the bowl being repeatedly flushed in a manner similar to waterboarding.
I took her/him to the men's room and nailed her/him Guantanamo Style.
by MojoPriestMW November 2, 2010
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Gutstain

A mark made upon the skin of one's abdominal region - Usually from pig fat but potentially from anything.
Yeah I was eating a bacon butty when a huge glob of grease fell of and landed on my stomach a gutstain appeared on my tummy thereafter.
by m0r1arty May 14, 2009
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