guacamole

any amount of fecal matter in a vagina.

i told Jessica not to whipe back to front, now she's got guacamole all over her taco.

by Matthew April 21, 2005

Guacamoler

The process of making guacamole by sticking a whole avocado into your mouth and mashing it with your molars until it becomes mushy. This is the preferred method of making guacamole by most perverts.

Jason *Making lots of gurgling sounds*
Tony- What the hell are you doing?
Jason- "Just making some guacamole"
Tony- "Then why is the avocado so far in your mouth!?"
Jason- "Thats become I doing it guacamoler style"
Tony - "Thats really gay, but it looks delicious!"

by Mcfluffan February 19, 2011

Guacamole

Made from avacado

There is a new chip flavor for this crap now

What the hell?

by LarstaiT November 4, 2003

guacamole

a code word for a woman's monthly 'special time'; normally used around the male species

Girl #1: hey gurl, guacamole!
Boy #1: huh? what r u girls talking about?
Gurl #2: o u wouldn't know cus ur a dude
Boy #2: u guys are lame
Girl #1: i like flowers, wait i hate them. unicorns r cool. not even! lameness!
Boy #2: Wat r u talking about?
Girl #1: shut up! leave me alone!

by t dino October 12, 2010

Guacamole

Green slimy substance

Holy guacamole

by Sara hjdksidjshs March 5, 2018

Guacamole

To get head between 11:00 pm and 3:00 am

Sean: Where are you going?
Owen: Oh just going to get some guacamole
Sean:Ok

by Ho Li Fuk July 22, 2018

Guacamole

used to describe mold or fungus down under

"I was gonna go down on him but he's got guacamole in his drawers"

by jai November 8, 2003