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grumstrup

a mentally retarded boy, that though his gender, suffers from great daddy issues, because his mom is a dude.
so your mom is called michael? you are such a grumstrup....
by datdj May 6, 2013
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Non-Committal Grunt

A short, indifferent-sounding grunt whose meaning far exceeds the audible expression.

The non-committal grunt is neither a refusal nor agreement; rather, it prompts continuation of the conversation without exposing your position. It can also be used in lieu of the Yup, especially those cases where you want to avoid inadvertent agreement.

Can be employed as a more politically correct version of whatever or pfft.

When deploying the non-committal grunt, one must understand that they are stating the following:
“I hear you and acknowledge that you have stated your position and are expecting a reply before continuing; however, at this juncture I am not committing to subscribing to your point of view.”
“Lol, the chick was going on & on so I tuned her out, and after a while I realized that she was looking for some type of response so I just gave her a non-committal grunt & she kept yapping - that worked just fine
“You are the man!”
by T. Walsh / Ronan XVII October 17, 2009
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Gristlehammer

An original name for the penis, somehow summing up the action taking place during sex as well. An epic word the kind of which the world is sorely lacking.

Perfectly encapsulates the wild originality that can be had in the bedroom, or indeed in a park with everyone watching.

If you claim to have a Gristlehammer you may be required to prove it. Hence this is a bold claim.
Did you bang that girl last night?

You bet, I nailed her pussy into the pleasure zone with my Gristlehammer.

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I got a big dick.

Oh yeah? I have a mighty Gristlehammer that would make Thor himself jealous.
by SexFuhrer September 2, 2009
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Southwater Grunt

A Southwater Grunt is a Fresh water fish commonly found within the depths of the Great Lake Michigan.

The phrase 'Southwater Grunt!' on the other hand is rhyming slang (usually spoken with emphasis) to describe somebody as a CUNT. The phrase can be narrowed to 'Southwater' if used with the same emphasis.

The phrase has found to be extremely popular with the people of Essex, UK.
"oh and I see that Nick the other day, what a Southwater Grunt!"
by Burnsyboy December 23, 2010
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gristle gripper

if we take gristle to be a penis, it becomes obvious that a gristle gripper is a tight fanny.
my cock is sore, she had a right old gristle gripper on her.
by bail69 January 9, 2008
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grunting a loaf

To defecate forcefully and voluminously.
I ate a whole rotisserie chicken and seven hot dogs. Several hours later, I grunted out a massive loaf.
by loafgrunter January 20, 2003
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