cock grappler

See cock wrestler.

Put this in there you cock grappler.

by milfhunter37 April 4, 2003

Green Bay Grappler

This highly homo erotic mixed erotic martial arts move is defined by the act of two jujitsu enthusiasts grappling fully nude in a public handicapped bathroom stall ending when the winner has the loser pinned in one of the art’s many submission techniques and then taking as big a shit on to the losing grappler’s head. For those not into fecal erotica, chocolate cake can be substituted as well as the use of a funnel and/or a glass coffee table to simulate this ancient act of mixed erotic martial arts.

“Dude, I just walked into the crippled stall and Jimothy and Jessie were wrestling, buck nekkid on the floor and Jimothy was gruntin’ out a huge shit onto Jessie’s forehead! WTF?”

“Ah… Good ol’ Jim, practicing his new jujitsu move again… haha…”

“Wth? That’s totally disgusting and gay!”

“That’s Jimothy’s signature move, the Green Bay Grappler!”

by RocketJohn September 17, 2007

Grappler

A man who seeks to hook up with abnormally fat girls

Man that chick was huge... he was such a grappler

by Biff mcgillicutty April 14, 2006

Grupper

Only the most amazing fish ever. Duh. Normally found in the tropical oceans of Mexico and many aquariums.

Holy crap is that a red GRUPPER in that tank!?

by Phishlover May 12, 2011

Gut Grappler

When you have a female friend who is resistant to anal sex bouncing on you reverse cowgirl and you Jam your index and/or middle finger into her ass far enough to hook some of her guts up. The desired effect being that as she gets scared/disgusted and attempts to jump up, she will be unable.

"Yeah that bitch tried to get away, but I hit her with the old Gut Grappler technique I learned in Nam...."

by Play Boy Milla January 24, 2010

nut grappler

a really cool girl. who enjoys nuts. (testicles)

dude i was with that girl last night, she's a total nut grappler.(:

by jwbislame May 18, 2010

goblin grappler

when a male grabs a womans tit, boob, breast, bazoonga (singular) and or tata (singular for tatas) and squeeezes the shit out of it.

boy 1 - "she slapped me bro!"
boy 2 - "whatd you do homie?"
boy 1 & 2 - "GOBLIN GRAPPLER!'

by jreagan43 July 21, 2011