Grimsley

The best uncle you will ever have. He has pet sharks that he’ll let you ride, but they must come back in perfect condition (or at least not dead). These past two years have fucked him right in the ass and he looks like he hasn’t slept for three weeks. Don’t make fun of him for it, or he and his squad will beat your ass. He’s the best bastard, no doubt. He loves his coffee darker than the dark itself, because it gives him the perfect rush. He wears a kimono all day and is broke as fuck. He’s super fun to hang with, and if you beat him in a fight, his face is priceless. He’s awesome, and if you go to his house, you’ll beg Mom and Dad to stay forever. Now don’t pull the cat’s tail. If you do, Uncle Grimsley’s gonna beat your ass.

Uncle Grimsley is the best uncle!

by AnAsshole’sSon May 30, 2018

1008 grams

One kilogram is equal to 1000 grams. The misconception that there are 1008 grams in a kilogram stems from estimation in the conversion process. 36 ounces is commonly used as a rough equivalent of a kilogram, and 3.5 grams is commonly used as a rough equivalent of 1/8 ounce.

"An eighth" (1/8 ounce) is a common unit used in buying and selling drugs. 1/8 ounce is equivalent to ≈3.54369, but digital scales rarely display decimals more precise than tenths, so an eighth ounce is treated as equivalent to 3.5 grams.

(3.5*8)*36=1008.

"1008 grams and that's a whole thing" - Young Thug, "Scared of You"
"Weighed 1008 grams on the square" - Future, "Trap N*ggas"
"Mr. 1008 grams" - Yo Gotti, "Yayo"
"36 o's, 2.2 pounds, 1008 grams, that's how it goes down" - Big Six, "1008 Grams"

by my wife left me December 5, 2016

grumstrup

a mentally retarded boy, that though his gender, suffers from great daddy issues, because his mom is a dude.

so your mom is called michael? you are such a grumstrup....

by datdj May 6, 2013

Redgren Grumbholdt

A made up person, used in reference to something else, to test if a person is acting like he knows pop culture. The term was first used in Season 2, Episode 1 of Rick and Morty's “a Rickle in time“

Beth: Honey, are you wearing your shirt backwards?

Jerry: What? Uh.. No, I just like my shirt on backwards. I'm not an idiot.

Rick: Wow, that guy is the Redgren Grumbholdt of “Knowing-whats-going-on”

Morty & Summer: *laugh*

Rick: Huh? You like that? You like that Redgren Grumbholdt reference? Yeah, because I made him up. Think for yourselves, don’t be sheep.

by thotaroo June 18, 2020

Grum Moment

When you screw up really badly, ultimately misrepresenting the people you work for.

"Hey Jackson, no rape in the office!"
"Sorry sir, I had a Grum moment"

by 5#!7 August 17, 2014

Gramski

1. a way of life, your either gramski or your not, accept it or reject it.

2. pertaining to a particular grandmother who bakes fresh ass chocalate chip cookies.

3. a type of shoe also known as Air Gramski's

That Dude is Gramski as fuck.
They keep it super Gramski over there.

Got my vans on but they look like gramski's...

by Big money the creator October 22, 2009

Gremsickle

(shoh-kou-men)

A nonsectarian holiday of gratuitous over-indulgence that highlights over-eating, over-drinking, and over-pleasure which is celebrated in the week leading up to and following Thanksgiving in the U.S.

I'm gonna eat a whole stew pot full of spaghetti and get blackout drunk tonight in celebration of Gremsickle.

by The great mustachio November 22, 2010