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Grumple

The area between your grandpas asshole and balls. On young people it’s known as the taint.
After all these years grandma went to a spa where they gave her beaver a Brazilian and she found out that they can also hook grandpa up with an asshole bleach and a grumple shave.
by Daddy big hands April 23, 2018
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Grumple

A grumpy person who bums everyone out and is a buzzkill.
"Man I'm having such a great time!"
"Too bad John is such a grumple and bummed me out..."
by Kittykattttt666 April 3, 2013
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Grumple

Small clay "head" that brings luck to the person whose purse it is carried in.
Cute, or ugly, folk art type "Lucky Charm".
I have never lost a purse that my grumple resided in, so I guess that;s lucky.
by pandawitch July 12, 2010
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Grumples

"omg u hav sooooo many grumples get some fucking creem for them"
by fagboiiiapplesaucce September 4, 2011
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Grumple Puff

a man or woman who is extremely irritable, winey, and angry with the world for no apparent or valid reason and who attempts to appear happy and fun on the surface but cannot hide their discontent, resulting in a very unpleasant person to be around, a Grumple Puff
"Hey would you like to go hang out with kyle?"
"No way he has been a real Grumple Puff lately."
by KyleP11 December 1, 2014
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grumple louie

When your uncle ends up sleeping with your mom so your 3 year old thinks he is grampa louie, and as a result starts calling him grumple louie.
Mom are we going to see grumple Louie and visit gramma today?
by Knot u December 13, 2018
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grumple snout

owww I just stubbed my grumple snout
by bumfluff 2.0 January 29, 2019
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