grump

To take a dump while walking.

I was walking back from school the other day, and I totally grumped. It was epic!

by nom du plume January 12, 2011

Grump

The act of kissing, possibly groping someone but there is no evidence to prove it.

I grumped her I did

by grb2011 October 29, 2011

Grump

a bitch, or a hoodrat

yous a grump ass ho!

by SuM WyTe KiD September 25, 2006

grump

1. (adj) to be hot or attractive in an aesthetic way, especially wearing clothing or apparel.
2. (adj) an adjective describing something pleasing to one of the five senses, ie taste or smell
3. (n) someone's personal space, namely reffering to "your grill" or "your personal bubble"

1. "mm girl you lookin grump tonight!"
2. "this food is grump"
3. "oh hell na, that ho better get out of my grump!"

by holla at me January 7, 2006

Grump

Cole Sprouse

Person 1: Cole is a grump

by imsofab October 23, 2012

Grump

The act of placing ones bare ass on a subject's face while said subject is sleeping.

"Mark fell asleep with his shoes on, so Jason grumped him.
When Mark woke up, he was visibly upset."

by SneezeFart August 30, 2013

Grump

This is where two people get them selves a dead body. On acquiring the body they leave it to ripen for two too three days, depending upon the weather.
When the body is deemed to be ready, the grumpers take there positions.
One person (the grumpy) places there head between the body's legs. Whilst the other person (the grumper) Jumps upon the body's stomach.
The result is a spray of blood and guts going all over the place and splattering all over the fucking place.

types of the Grumping:
the Frump
Bumping
Bungee grumping
double grumping
The long grump
The high grump
Obese grumping
Skrumping (this is actually the grumping of a skinny person)
Chewbaccaing
Bongoing
piano grump (dropping a piano on a corpse = shit)

by Grumpette December 2, 2009