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gristlegraw

The hairy pockets between an old womans neck rolls
That gristlegraw is givingh me a hairy eyeball
by feral dog August 11, 2009
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Rusty Ghristle

A kinky form of sexual activity. You create a hook with your index finger, and massage the interiors of a womans anal cavity.
Women: "You want to go upstairs for a bit?"

Man: "Sure, but I can't have sex, I drank too much and have whiskey dick. I can give you the rusty ghristle though!"
by MeatPieEye November 30, 2010
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gristle

Bitch come here,I wanna gnaw on yo gristle.
by Anonymous November 15, 2002
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gristleclit

1) a nasty older woman
2) a description of the genitals of a nasty older woman
3) a clitoris that resembles a piece of gristle
"Connie is a real frickin' gristleclit."

"Hey, gristleclit."
by MeanMachine May 15, 2007
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Grist

A term the extends far beyond the meaning of "creeper." It is used to describe a creep to the ultimate extreme. Not your typical creeper. A true professional creeper that could put all the other creepers to shame. Be very careful around these types!
Dude, that kid was a total grist -- he was staring at the shower stall as I was coming out.

Don't be a grist! Being in the same class does not give you permission to trail me there from less than two feet behind me.

That was gristy man... looking through my facebook pictures with one hand in your pants... and then reducing the screen and acting like nothing happened as soon as I walked by. That's beyond creepy; it's just downright gristy!

Don't get too drunk at this party man; I think we may have a grist here -- so unless you want to wake up with an enlarged anus, keep the booze to a minimum.
by The Golden Grist November 25, 2009
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Gristle Luck

This term is used to describe the misfortunes and bad luck that occur to a seemingly undeserving person.
"Jamie must have the worst gristle luck, you know, with his house being swept away in that freak flash flood and what not."
by EnOb December 30, 2005
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Go for the Gristle

when a female is performing fellatio, and after she gets the complete schlong into her mouth, she "goes for the gristle" by getting one or more testicles into her mouth.

This came from trying to get the extra meat on the gristle on the chicken bone when you are done eating wings and are still hungry.
Dude 1: You bang that girl last night?
Dude 2: Nah, but she went down on me
Dude 1: She go for the Gristle?
Dude 2: Hellz yea! Gave her a mouthful! BOTH BALLS!
by Human Cartoon February 26, 2010
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