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Grownass

noun' - (pronounced groan-ass). Emphatic term related to age and wisdom. Short for, "fuck off, I'm over 40 and I know what I'm doing"
Susan: Hey Erin, I'm not insecure, or crazy or jealous of you. I just care and want you to know my ex is psycho. This is my 17th attempt to reach you.
Erin: I'm a grownass woman, and I know what you're up to.
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by littlebrowngirl April 10, 2015
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real grownup job

A form of employment which pays well enough that the employee is mostly if not completely fiscally self-sufficient.

A real grownup job often but not necessarily requires postsecondary education and a 40+ hour work week. It may or may not involve working in an office, and may or may not be enjoyable or fulfilling. The primary qualification is that the job pays well enough for a responsible adult to live in a reasonably modest but comfortable manner with little or no outside help, be it in the form of a second job, trust fund or other form of mooching.
"Dude, I'm getting pretty fucking sick of being a broke ass college kid. I need a real grownup job."
by Danny Delinquent September 6, 2008
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dually home growns

To show both middle fingers simultaneously, essentially telling someone to fuck off twice.
Jim - Your two legged dog can only walk in circles, hahaha!

Ted - Well Jim, you insensitive nooshbag, I think I will justify that comment with a set of dually home growns! (Produce middle fingers)
by DMP June 24, 2005
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grownest

I am the grownest.
by pesudonymhhhhh November 6, 2013
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grownasf

To get cucked by your gfs soul cycle class leader
Dave portnoy has never gotten over being grownasf
by Glenn Ballson Esquire May 27, 2018
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Grownupness

When you give an older kid between 8 and 15 some responsibility to look after their own money or to walk to the shop alone, this gives them a feeling of grownupness
I'm going to give John his own wallet with his own cash so he's got that grownupness feeling,

Did you like that grownupness when I let you go to the shop on your own?
by Shellie_G September 30, 2021
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Grownuply

When you speak or act in a grown up fashion. Refraining from acting in a child like manner.
It was a heated argument but between us we dealt with it grownuply.
by King_Jeff_The_First August 3, 2023
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