grounchie

ratchet ass hoe, slut, bitch, or any insult to a girl

look at that hoe, she so damn grounchie

by faithyboo December 25, 2014

slap grouchy

when very tired, a person can be slap grouchy, on the edge of sleep but grouchy. The opposite of slap happy.

she was so tired she was slap grouchy.

by Deathtoll79 August 30, 2020

graunchy

Created by combining Grungy and Raunchy. Is one level above Grimey.

That chick is Graunchy!

That's some Graunchy smelling soup.

by Rod Sanzchez April 11, 2006

grunchy

being a grumpy curmudgeon

He sounded grunchy in his complaint.

by Mary G August 4, 2006

grunchy

a combination of grumpy and grouchy

Wow, she is very grunchy today.

by jcmayartist November 12, 2011

Grouchy Buddha

A grouchy buddha is someone who is constantly grouchy and rude, but not taken seriously due to height or weight.

yo, Ja'crispy! that guy Anthony is a real Grouchy Buddha!!!

by Grouchy Buddha February 28, 2023

grouchy turtle

Name given to a fully erect penis which shrinks to almost nothing after a particularly sickening or hurtful event during lovemaking.

So, I was banging away, when my dick came out on the downstroke and hit her pudenda on the upstroke. The grouchy turtle would not let me get any more that night.

-OR-

She queefed while I was eatin' her. My proud peacock became a grouchy turtle after that mess.

by Larry_the_K October 28, 2006