Groping Skills

The ability to sexual pleasure oneself or another through skilled and effective touching and fondling.

My uncle’s groping skills are the best.

Your mom’s groping skills made me nut hard brooooohhhh.

My roommate had the best groping skills.

by Eaton Holgoode November 9, 2017

Groping in the Dark (Megashesh ba'afela)

This phrase is from Hebrew and despite the somewhat sexual connotation in English, merely means 'clueless' or someone who is unbearably stupid.

Forget David's explanation. He's groping in the dark.

by Rose Z September 8, 2005

Groping Tokens

To manipulate a woman into letting you have a grope by being nice to them.

'he's handing out groping tokens like its nobody's business'

by Peach tech team May 24, 2012

groping gander

Any one who wants sex who doesn't get it and honks about it all day

My husbands being a groping gander today im not in the mood so hes upset and bitching about how theres no intimacy.

by somire August 24, 2016

platonic groping

To casually touch or caress a friend whom you have no romantic interest in.

Yeah, like me and Skye are totally just friends, but that's not to say there hasn't been some platonic groping sometimes when we're drunk.

by annexxxx March 28, 2011

Phone Groping

That moment when you lose your phone and you immediately freak and start groping your self to find it.

Male: Hey can you call someone for me?
Female; Sure. *looks for phone* Crap! Where's my phone?! *starts to grope self*
Male: Did you start Phone Groping your self?
Female: Yes.
Male: That's hot.

by xximsomentalxx February 19, 2011

malibooby groping

grabbing kneecaps and then laughing until you actually get to grab the real boobs because you become friends with benefits. rory who eats Chinese created this and jaron and Hayley got to witness it

some guy named rory: "i'm gonna grab your boobies"
random girl or guy we don't judge: "NOOOO"
rory:"YOUR MALIBOOBIES!!!!!"
malibooby groping

by billy Annon April 24, 2019