Gronky

somethings shtanky or unpleasing

“Bro that stale chip was GRONKY”

by Uhygftrd April 13, 2021

getting gronked

When you tear you're MCL. ACL. And getting a conclusion all in one hit.

Doctor: What happened.
Tom: Have you heard of getting gronked.
Doctor: What's that mean.
Tom: When you tear you're MCL ACL and getting a concussion all in the same hit.

by Wannahokealogie December 16, 2013

GRRONKEY

rare animal from unknown origin.Half donkey(ass), half giraffe. 6'8" with big ass feet, red hair....Eats trees due to extreme height.often flicks nipples and braying obseneties due to terrets syndrome, which is inherant in the donkey Gene.

Girrafe mates with donkeys in wildlife. Grronkey's have red hair.

by bendoverbetty07 September 24, 2007

Gronker

An alternative word for the male glans, with specific reference to the shaft and not ball-sac.

"Get yer Gronker out and give it some air"

by gronkers October 28, 2008

Gironkey

A man who tries to be insightful and is in denial. Plus is very ugly. The term Gironkey= Giraffe+Donkey+dog. Very ugly animal that is uber confused and totally in denial about life. Will probably die alone.

Ehmobuhks: Why are we all after beauty? It is so last year!
JaspahCrazy:Oh yeah, hes a total Gironkey.
Nessie: TOTAL GIRONKEY!
Rose: Why must u be in denial so? GIRONKEY!
Megan: teehee....Gironkey....

by JaspahCrazyy September 29, 2008

Gronky

The hangover induced by the marijuana o(-_-)o

Best described as not entirely waking up.

Hey Justin you look gronky, you party with mary jane last night?

by Kasim223 February 17, 2010

gronky

An unattractive, and uncordinated person

Man that chick is fully gronky. I wouldnt even do her with yours.

by tborg July 14, 2004