Griff daddy

A person who has an enormous penis, all the girls want them, has nice lucious hair and is extremely good at hockey and his lucky number is 9

"Be careful around griff daddy he's a heart breaker"

by ilovejesus March 6, 2017

Stewie Griffin

Stewie Griffin is a smart baby that is in Family Guy a hilarious show. He does have a football shaped head though. I love it when he says

" What the deuce??!!"

Stewie Griffin is damn smart for his age

by Petergriffin#awesome December 4, 2017

Peter Griffin

A very funny man

Person 1: have you ever heard of Peter griffin

Person 2: ya he is a very funny man

by Böì October 22, 2020

griffin middle school

ok so griffin is lowkey like hell. i can not stand it. all the girls literally wear shorts up their ass and the boys are always high asf. olweus is stupid and should be taken off the schedule. algebra is overrated and mrs park is my mom. but like everyone is so annoying and literally decreases my will to live. some people are actually like the worst and make me want to abort myself.

griffin middle school is trash

by tiktokgoddess November 12, 2018

Griffucker

Someone who fucks the Griffin statue at William and Mary. The statue, a life-size bronze model of a griffin (half eagle, half lion), has a very prominent cock and balls, making it ideal for sex. This includes all forms of sexual activity, from ball fondling to handjobs to blowjobs to full-on vaginal or anal sex with the Griffin's metal cock. Some students put a condom on the Griffin's cock, while others prefer to take it raw, accepting any and all risks.

This term was coined by the campus satirical newspaper, the Botetourt Squat.

Katie: Hee hee hee guys, I rubbed the Griffin's balls last night, I guess I was a little drunk...
Leah: What do you mean, you rubbed his balls? You literally took his entire cock in your pussy!
Katie: Ha ha, either way, I'm a Griffucker!

by naked streaker August 7, 2019

grief counselor

term used by educators to describe a psychologist,social worker,or any person with a box of kleenex who arrives at the school in the aftermath of an unfortunate event.

When a freak bunsen burner accident singed the moustaches of a male and two female students, the high school called in a grief counselor.

by sheila in the car January 31, 2010

Pen Griffey

Pen Griffey is one of Bryson Tiller's aliases. It's a play off Ken Griffey Jr., the retired MLB star.

Bryson Tiller: Girl I'm Pen Griffey Too

Bryson Tiller Ken Griffey Jr. Let Em Know 502 The Come Up Trap Soul Aliases Pseudonym Alter Ego Lyric

by ThePrincesssssss January 3, 2016