Giff snorkel

An elderly gentleman, grey of hair, who likes to float on his back in a pool with an errection which stands above the waterline.

Holy crap. I just saw my next door neighbour in the pool with a giff snorkel. It was pretty small.

by Great snot 87 May 8, 2016

graff shakedown

A manuever best described as dangling a person upside down by holding their legs and viciously jolting them until all loose change and belongings are on the floor. Also used to teach that certain person a lesson in humility.

You better watch yourself bitch or you'll be getting the Graff Shakedown.

by Raider Nation December 15, 2008

graff sluts

females who like graffiti writers. groopies

yo dog wassup on those graff sluts we met at the party last night.

by odistone January 28, 2007

Grief-shit

A moment where you are so grief stricken that you physically shit yourself.

"Bro, your mum stinks!"
"My dad just filed for divorce. I think she just did a grief-shit"
"Word"

by Mike Danger Williams December 23, 2017

Groff Snoff

The act of getting orally snoffed by a colleague. Sometimes ends in sexual pleasure, but most often ends in tears. You know you are doing it correctly if your nose bleeds.

Damn, Nick just groff snoffed me in the bathroom. My junk is tender.

by Lo-Mo May 26, 2011

grief sex

The act of having intercourse to quell the extreme feelings (or lack of feelings) left by a painful or traumatic experience.

I may be despicable, but the grief sex I had with Shannon after my uncles wake was the first time I felt something.

by Bonersaurus-Rex March 3, 2016

grift shift

This occurs when some poor asshole attempts to grift you
and you know...you just know. So you decide to play along, then after a while you decide to BS them, and when they do their grift, you take off with their cash, your cash, their girlfriend, and their car.
.

Guy:Want to play some russian roulette?

Guy#2: sure, how many bullets in the gun?

Guy:ummm...1 *loads 6 into all chambers*

Guy#2:okay, how much money to the winner?

Guy: hundred bucks, you first *hands gun over*

Guy#2: *shifts out bullet before firing gun* dude, your turn.

Guy:Shit...He did a grift shift...*BANG*

by IKilledTheParty February 22, 2010